Saturday, May 11
0 followers
@dunleavy27: Hey, just trying this out now. Anyone listening?
@dunleavy27: Dominoes for supper! Pepperoni rocks!
Sunday, May 12
12 followers
@dunleavy27: Hey @bristol2! How you feeling this morning?
@dunleavy27: Thanks for the RT @dominoes!
@dunleavy27: Leftover dominoes 2nite! Better than fresh!
Friday, May 17
15 followers
@dunleavy27: Watching GI Jane. More dominoes. Demi Moore is SUPERHOT!
Saturday, May 18
124,532 followers
@dunleavy27: Whoa! Wtf?
@dunleavy27: Thanks for the RT @aplusk!
@dunleavy27: Nice bacon and toast for supper, tweeps! Who likes toast?
@dunleavy27: Tweeting from my toilet right now! LOL!
@dunleavy27: Eating nachos.
@dunleavy27: Still watching TV. Nachos gone.
@dunleavy27: Going to bed.
@dunleavy27: NOT! LOL! Still awake.
@dunleavy27: Going to bed now for real! No more jokes!
Sunday, May 19
110,354 followers
@dunleavy27: Lots of assholes on Twitter.
Monday, May 20
93, 493 followers
@dunleavy27: I’m not whining, lots of people were being mean.
@dunleavy27: f$%# off @diggitydoo @gminny35 @parthenon @lovergirl34 @giester @plunkett355
@dunleavy27: f$%# off @erniewells @teaserman @plouser @ginnyo
@dunleavy27: Nevermind @gminny35. Sorry, I thought you were being sarcastic!
@dunleavy27: f$%# off @gminny35
Tuesday, May 21
64,403 followers
@dunleavy27: @festercat Maybe I’ll do that to your mom.
@dunleavy27: @overcharge @greeny Seriously, you wanna go at it? Anytime, boys. I do Tai Kwon Do. How about you?
@dunleavy27: @festercat I’m sorry. I didn’t know that about your mom.
@dunleavy27: @festercat I didn’t know your mom was following me! How many moms do Twitter, for crying out loud!
@dunleavy27: @glimmy You’re a prick.
@dunleavy27: Apparently I’m not doing Twitter right. Any advice, tweeps?
@dunleavy27: President Obama is doing a pretty good job for a black guy.
Wednesday, May 22
156 followers
@dunleavy27: That was bad advice @politicsjunky
@dunleavy27: I’m not an ignorant racist. I just think he’s doing a good job, OK? Just leave it at that.
Thursday, May 23
146 followers
@dunleavy27: Blog post: How to improve your tweets: http://bit.ly/9GIAnQ
Friday, May 24
349 followers
@dunleavy27: Apparently #hashtags are the #coolthingtodo. I’m in! #awesome
@dunleavy27: #Chinesefood 2night! #generaltsaorocks!
Saturday, May 25
321 followers
@dunleavy27: Holy #humid. #Mowing with my #shirt off! #HotSweatyGay
Sunday, May 26
10,364 followers
@dunleavy27: I meant #HotSweatyGuy. That was a typo. I’m not #gay, and I’m definitely not that kind of #gay.
@dunleavy27: @sweatypecs please stop RTing me.
@dunleavy27: Listen, I don’t like #guys. #notgay
@dunleavy27: Sick @leatherchaps. Just sick.
Monday, May 27
2,153 followers
@dunleavy27: Spent all night blocking people. #goingtobedatdawn #nogayfollowers
Tuesday, May 28
123 followers
@dunleavy27: I’m not #antigay! Did you guys see what they were saying?
@dunleavy27: @leavening yes I know a gay person, and I like him.
@dunleavy27: @leavening Like a friend, I mean.
@dunleavy27: Twitter sucks.
Wednesday, May 29
0 followers
@dunleavy27: Screw everybody.
Very clever and funny :D
ReplyDeleteFreaking hilarious. Nicely played.
ReplyDeleteThat was awesome! I was cracking up the whole way through. Love the blog post, too!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the comments! I couldn't come up with anything this week but was doing a lot of tweeting, so I figured I'd go with it. Glad you liked it.
ReplyDeleteThis is a blast to read for Twitter junkies. Laughed my butt off all the way to the end. Love the last line. Killer.
ReplyDeleteEntertaining.
ReplyDeleteHilarious - forgot to keep looking at the followres part, so re-read it (any excuse!) its great - my kind of stuff. Well done :)
ReplyDeleteFunny. The blog post is a really nice touch.
ReplyDeleteGood one! Love the structure of this one, and the blog post was hilarious. Well done!
ReplyDeleteThanks everyone! I wasn't sure how this would be received. I'm glad it apparently worked.
ReplyDeletehilarious... so right on... a young man i know is sooooo into tweets... carries that thing around like an appendage... glad to have stopped by...
ReplyDeleteOK, I know I'm about a month late to the party, but I love this. And I'm going to tweet it now.
ReplyDeleteThanks! Obviously it's been awhile since I've tried writing anything. Need to get back on it.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite one yet. I'm in your archives!!
ReplyDeleteFYIers, that was from me, BTW.
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