“Chet, listen to me.”
“I am listening to you.” Chet jackhammered his index finger on the “B” button. The Gatling Stake Gun roared.
“No, Chet. Put down the controller and listen to me.” Jason picked up the TV remote.
“Turn that off and I will END you.”
“Goddammit Chet, this is important.”
“I’m listening to you. Talk.” He tilted the controller to the right and hit a rapid combination of buttons. “Shit.”
“Fine. Whatever." He ran his hand through his hair. "Listen, Janine is a succubus, Chet. She’s a damned succubus.”
“I know. She’s a real bitch.”
“No, she’s not a bitch … I mean, yes she’s a bitch, but she’s also a succubus. An honest-to-God succubus. I went over to Chris’s apartment, and I saw them on the couch through the window, and I thought they were making out. She looked like she was kissing him. But then I saw his face, and he just had this glazed look in his eyes. She wasn’t kissing him, man, she was literally sucking … something … out of him. She pulled away a little, and there was like a mist, a blue mist or something, coming out of him, and she was sucking it out.”
“I am listening to you.” Chet jackhammered his index finger on the “B” button. The Gatling Stake Gun roared.
“No, Chet. Put down the controller and listen to me.” Jason picked up the TV remote.
“Turn that off and I will END you.”
“Goddammit Chet, this is important.”
“I’m listening to you. Talk.” He tilted the controller to the right and hit a rapid combination of buttons. “Shit.”
“Fine. Whatever." He ran his hand through his hair. "Listen, Janine is a succubus, Chet. She’s a damned succubus.”
“I know. She’s a real bitch.”
“No, she’s not a bitch … I mean, yes she’s a bitch, but she’s also a succubus. An honest-to-God succubus. I went over to Chris’s apartment, and I saw them on the couch through the window, and I thought they were making out. She looked like she was kissing him. But then I saw his face, and he just had this glazed look in his eyes. She wasn’t kissing him, man, she was literally sucking … something … out of him. She pulled away a little, and there was like a mist, a blue mist or something, coming out of him, and she was sucking it out.”